Be my significant otter .

And then he wakes up, put his butthole on my face and scratches my legs.

nuriaxlopez:

Credit to: Nuria Lopez

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saiyagirl:

WHAT CHOICE DO I EVEN HAVE

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calorie-gallery:

Follow me for more HD picture of your fav. food ! :)

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tuucker:

irisowl:

So I walked into the dentist this morning. My dentist asked me how my weekend was. I said “Good, I watched Captain America last night. I really liked it.” And my dentist says “Oh, my son is in that movie.” At first I thought he was joking but then I realized

Dr. Robert Evans

I looked it up

My dentist is Captain America’s dad

My doctor is JK Rowling’s husband.

JK Rowling’s husband has asked me if I am sexually active.

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yikes:

niggaaron:

inamillionways:

David 16 years old, cancer paitent
David 17 years old, cancer survivor

this is so powerful

THATS MY BABY DAVID

I LOVE YOU SO MUCH

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durational:

people complain about auto correct but it’s helpful 99% of the titties 

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scientologycamp:

somewhatdorky:

choosechoice:

A sex ed class in 1929

this chick

she knows what’s up

It doesn’t matter whose face you look at, they’re all hysterical

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somniloquy:

sweet-land-of-libertea:

thackerybinxx:

shinga-tumblr:

It’s okay kitten, I too have been that drunk

OH my GOD

infomercial kitten.

why is no-one willing to sell him a special kitten straw for $19.95

persistence is key

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leonardodiretardo:

i hate it when adults assume i’m on the internet all the time by choice. if i had enough money to travel around and etc, do you think i would be withering away my youth behind a computer screen you useless paperclip

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germannn:

germanypls:

you touched my heeaaart you touched my sooouul
you changed my liiiife and all my goals
and love is bliiind and that I knew when
my heart was blinded byyyy you

We have a new 5 Euro bill and I can feel the pain.

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mitigatedwrath:

elisetheawesome:

glorifi3d:

kaleidoeyez:

mommalikey:

darnni:

THIS IS SERIOUSLY A SALAD DRESSING COMMERCIAL

WHAT ARE YOU REALLY TRYING TO SELL

Oh man I love salad!

can he be included

HE DOESN’T EVEN HAVE ON PANTS

FINALLY a commercial that sexualizes MEN for a change!

Now we know why she is so happy

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the-dancing-batter:

darecrowavis:

aviculor:

taleasoldastimelords:

Men of Tumblr, I’m counting on you to make this one good.

I got stuck

Pansy

Challenge accepted

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